This is my hotdog tattoo. It was my first tattoo, so I figured I should get something that I would never regret. So I chose a hotdog with a gun and an eye patch. No one can regret that.
Done by Clare Jordan
I once sprayed a swan while being towed behind a boat on a kneeboard, it then came after me. Fuck they are fast.
Oh.
My.
Lord.
holy shit ashdkjas
fuck
WHAT
THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON TUMBLR.
(Source: thehoboacrossthestreet)
#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
lmaooooooooooooooooo WE DO THIS
Going to take a piss, also there is still no God.
The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs and ham breakfast. The chicken was ‘involved’- the pig was ‘committed’
-Unknown
things irrelevant to gender identity:
- your genitalia
- how you dress
- your mannerisms
- your interests and hobbies
- with whom you associate yourself
- your attitude
- your romantic and/or sexual preferences (or lack thereof)
- your personal values
- your gender presentation
Id say genitalia is very important to gender identity. No matter what a girl claims about being female, if im dating a chick and find that she has a dick im out of there







